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Thumbing Through a Book

by Tex Norman(12)


I wrote, “I was thumbing through a book,”

and then paused to consider the phrase.

I’d just used a cliché, a tired old phrase

used by billions of lazy talkers and writers,

a descriptive phrase that was, once, when

Adam and Eve were teenagers, an original

phrase, not a cliché but a unique and effective

use of words. It becomes a cliché because it

is so apt, pertinent, effect, and understood.

Well, I suppose it was not a cliché

or even accurate back in the days when all books

were on scrolls, but as soon as the codex

was invented, especially the pocket book

codex, this “thumbing through a book” phrase,

was very accurately and uniquely descriptive.

After wide spread used the freshness has gone

rancid and it becomes a lazy thing to do,

a thing which one ought not to do, at least

not something that would be recommended

by some hair in a bun, pencils in the beehive

grammar loving, wantabee poet/English

teacher. I thought about it for a while,

considered seriously changing the phrase,

hoping that I could come up with something

so descriptive, so clear, so cleaver that it

would be come the next tired ole cliché for

future generations of lazy communicators.

So, I opted to leave it in. The cliché was

also, at least for me, at least in my mind,

a metaphor. I know you’re thinking that

it is a worn out descriptive phrase that

attempts to draw a picture of a reader

turning pages with his thumb, quickly,

allowing the pages to fan past his eyes

slowly enough to see, but fast enough

to prevent actual reading. It is a metaphor

for me because I am making a comparison,

seeing a picture, conjuring an image of a

hitchhiker, thumb out, hoping for a ride.

That’s what we do when we thumb through

a book, don’t we? We are trolling for

something that will pick us up and

carry us off in some delightful and

unexpected place. Words are after all

a vehicle for thought. If you have no words

how to hell would you think stuff?



Article submitted Monday, July 06, 2009 & read 3622 times.

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